Friday, October 28, 2005

Dream

I got really crazy drunk a couple of nights ago so I had some nice drunken dreams. It's no secret to anyone that I love the Gilmore Girls and I sorta have a crush on Scott Patterson's character, Luke. It's very important to distinguish that I don't have a crush on Scott Patterson, I have a crush on Luke. Alright, there's the set up, now here's the dream.

So I was visiting Stars Hollow where I was going to visit my long lost Aunt Babbette. She took me to Luke's Diner where I had an incredible vegan breakfast. That's where I met dreamy Luke. Then we went to see Aunt Babbette's friend Miss Patty at her dance school. They gossiped while I went for a walk around the Square. I walked into Dosse's Market, was thrown out of Kim's Antiques and found myself back at Luke's. Then I heard Aunt Babbette yelling at me about how I have to go to the Dragonfly Inn and have lunch with her, Miss Patty and some mysterious woman named Eastside Tillie.

The four of us went up to the Inn and were greeted(ish) by Michele. We had a reservation and we went into the dining room. Sookie came out to see us and since Babbette had told her all about me she had a vegan feast waiting. That's when Lorelai rushed in because Paul Anka (her dog) was missing. I met her and she took an immediate liking to me. She decided on the spot that I was better then her daughter Rory and asked if I'd be her son. I decided it would be a good move to say yes. Just then Paul Anka jumped through the vegan feast. (The peas in it freaked him out.) Since lunch was ruined, Me, Patty, Babbette, Lorelia, Eastside Tillie, and Sookie went to Al's Pancake World but it was Beef, Beef and More Beef Day there so we kept on walking. Westin's was crowded so we headed back to Luke's where my stupid new mom Lorelai kissed Luke!

I got pissed and stormed. Mom-Lorelai came out to comfort me and then we went home. Later that night, Mom-Lorelai had to finish some stuff up at the Inn. So I was home watching Knight Rider on TV when Luke showed up. He told me this was mindless crap and that we should watch TLC instead. So we turned it on and he sat on the couch next to me. (I was on the far left part of the couch, Luke was on the middle of the cushion.) Then Luke flung his legs up onto the right part of the couch and flopped down in my lap with his hands behind his head with a smug little smile on his face. I freaked out and he just kept on smiling. "What if Lorelai comes home and catches us like this," I yelled. Then he kissed me. Not like a super kiss, but just a peck on the lips. That shut me up and we went back to watching TLC.

Then I woke up. So there you have it, my latest crazy dream.


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