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Monday, September 12, 2005
WWMD?
Sometimes when I'm in awkward situations, I ask myself a simple question: What Would Madonna Do? It usually results in me avoiding trouble, reading about Kabbalah (and wishing I had a little red Kabbalah string), getting into bigger trouble or hunting for a pointy bra.
I applied this theory to an honors chemistry class my senior year of college. Every paper I wrote was based on a Madonna song. My strongest paper showed the parallels between Madonna and genetic engineering. My final project for the class was about reinventing yourself (which Madonna is a master at) and the science of facial care products, all of which was set to a series of Madonna remixes. It was hot. I got an A in the class.
Madonna even helped me find a job. I had tickets to see her show in Chicago on July 12, 2004. A few weeks earlier, I had been offered a job with American Express selling insurance. If I would have taken the job, there would have been no Madonna or Chicago for me. I turned down the job, saw Madonna and then a few months later I found the job of my dreams.
So Madonna, if you're out there, and I know you are, thanks for everything.
(WWMD?)
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